{"id":218,"date":"2010-09-12T20:49:48","date_gmt":"2010-09-12T20:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/artificialinanity.wordpress.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2011-11-28T17:09:19","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T01:09:19","slug":"theres-no-place-like-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/2010\/09\/theres-no-place-like-home\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s no place like home!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The project I talked about in my last post is complete! And it has been mailed to and received by the happy couple!<\/p>\n<p>So, as promised, here are pictures:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/noplacelikehome21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/noplacelikehome21.jpg?w=225\" alt=\"\" title=\"noplacelikehome2\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-34\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/noplacelikehome11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/noplacelikehome11.jpg?w=225\" alt=\"\" title=\"noplacelikehome1\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-33\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/noplacelikehome31.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/noplacelikehome31.jpg?w=225\" alt=\"\" title=\"noplacelikehome3\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The photo on the cutting mat is just included to give you a better idea of the coloration&#8211;I didn&#8217;t realize my camera had yellowed it out so far, and, obviously, it&#8217;s no longer here for me to take photos of. ;)<\/p>\n<p>In case you aren&#8217;t a giant nerd, the first thing you should know is, this is supposed to be kind of funny. The old version of this nerdy in-joke was &#8220;There&#8217;s no place like 127.0.0.1&#8221;, where the number translates to a computer&#8217;s home address on its network. That was in something called &#8220;IPv4,&#8221; the details of which would bore you. In the future, we&#8217;re all going to be moving to IPv6 (at least in theory)&#8211;actually, some places already have, including, I&#8217;m sure, the groom&#8217;s employer. And the home address in IPv6 is, you guessed it, &#8220;::1&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>As I mentioned in the last post, this is a [heavily] modified design from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.subversivecrossstitch.com\/\">Subversive Cross Stitch<\/a>. I changed a little bit in the flower-and-house border, to make it fit with the longer text (she had &#8220;Kiss My Grits&#8221; on there, which is far shorter), and I made the color scheme predominantly purple, the bride&#8217;s (and my) favorite color.<\/p>\n<p>It was a fun project, although, with the constant color changes for the flowers, it did get a bit fiddly. I&#8217;m pretty confident in saying this is the most complex cross stitch, with the most colors, I&#8217;ve completed so far.<\/p>\n<p>Bit of a preview: I&#8217;m doing an unmodified pattern from SCS for my mom, for Christmas. (I leave it up to the reader to guess which. ;)) And I might do a couple of honest-to-goodness cross stitch patterns, without jokes or irony, for other family members, if I get the time. I&#8217;d like to do &#8220;Babies Suck&#8221; on a tea towel for a soon-to-be new mom in the family, probably also for Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got to pick up a few more audiobooks. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The project I talked about in my last post is complete! And it has been mailed to and received by the happy couple! So, as promised, here are pictures: The photo on the cutting mat is just included to give you a better idea of the coloration&#8211;I didn&#8217;t realize my&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/2010\/09\/theres-no-place-like-home\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">There&#8217;s no place like home!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crafts","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}