{"id":221,"date":"2011-01-02T05:49:09","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T05:49:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/artificialinanity.wordpress.com\/?p=55"},"modified":"2016-02-12T16:14:05","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T21:14:05","slug":"holiday-crafts-and-a-companion-cube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/2011\/01\/holiday-crafts-and-a-companion-cube\/","title":{"rendered":"Holiday crafts and a Companion Cube"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was pretty busy in the months leading up to the holidays. I have oodles of pictures of the many, many cookies we made to ship off to family, but I haven&#8217;t gone through those yet, to post them. What I did finally go back to look at (and, in one case, to censor, because there are a few people I&#8217;d prefer not to offend (and lots more I don&#8217;t mind offending, but why go out of my way?)) were the photos of the cross-stitch projects I completed. I&#8217;m rather proud of myself for getting these finished, though the one project was not completed in time for Christmas, and I was too impatient to wait until Valentine&#8217;s Day to present it to my husband.<\/p>\n<p>This is a cross stitch I made for my mom, from the <a href=\"http:\/\/subversivecrossstitch.com\/\">Subversive Cross Stitch<\/a> book (they don&#8217;t censor). It does a good job of expressing many of my family members&#8217; feelings about the holiday season.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/censoredxstitch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/censoredxstitch.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"Happy F-ing Holidays!\" title=\"Happy F-ing Holidays!\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-54\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p> I also took a picture of the backing, because that&#8217;s where the artistry is, in cross stitch. (I mean, yes, you should make sure all your stitches happen in the same direction [left-to-right on bottom, right-to-left on top &#8212; or vice versa, in my case], try not to twist the thread, and try to keep your tension even&#8211;still working on that last one. But definitely make sure the back is as neat as possible!) I&#8217;d love to know, from a more experienced stitcher, whether or not I&#8217;m doing this right.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/holidayxstitch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/holidayxstitch.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"Backing of holiday cross stitch\" title=\"Backing of holiday cross stitch\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-52\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This was the first subversive cross stitch I made, and I sent it to my brother&#8217;s wife, because I thought it would fit in pretty well with the other decorations in her house&#8211;there&#8217;s a lot that&#8217;s funny\/snarky there. :) I hope she liked it and agreed that it fit in; it&#8217;s always a little dodgy, giving people decorative things.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/whatevxstitch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/whatevxstitch.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"Whatever\" title=\"Whatever\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-51\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And this is a Weighted Companion Cube that I made for my husband. You know that terrible plastic stuff that&#8217;s like cross stitch fabric, but bigger and intended to be &#8220;cross stitched&#8221; with yarn&#8212;it was popular for making tissue box covers in the &#8217;70s or &#8217;80s? I inherited some, not long ago (along with a book about how to make tissue box covers out of them&#8212;keep your eyes open for a Tardis tissue box, sometime in the future ;)), and it occurred to me that, rather than just <a href=\"http:\/\/tastethehappy.uberotaku.com\/2008\/01\/20\/bff\/\">cross stitching something Portal-themed<\/a>, which was my original plan, I could actually make him a physical cube he could put on his desk.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/companioncube.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/companioncube.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"Home-made Companion Cube\" title=\"Home-made Companion Cube\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-53\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I used the same counts, in making my cube, as the pattern at the blog post I linked. And then I just had to stick with the project long enough to make six sides&#8212;btw, I&#8217;ve got the pattern memorized, now&#8212;and stitch them together. To get it to be deceptively heavy, I used sushi rice and pennies, in a plastic bag, inside of the cube. It seems to have worked pretty excellently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was pretty busy in the months leading up to the holidays. I have oodles of pictures of the many, many cookies we made to ship off to family, but I haven&#8217;t gone through those yet, to post them. What I did finally go back to look at (and, in&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/2011\/01\/holiday-crafts-and-a-companion-cube\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Holiday crafts and a Companion Cube<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":224,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-crafts","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheldon-hess.org\/coral\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}